Unwrapping, part one

Sometimes...  often times...  Günter wonders why this all happens to him.

Günter:  "............"  *ahem*

Luke:  "Well.  If it isn't you.  I do believe this is the first time you've ever approached me."
Günter:  "Yes..........  I need information that you're more likely to know than anyone else here."
Luke:  "About your little pet there?"
Günter:  "Yes..."
Luke:  "I might know something."
Günter:  "Any piece of inf-"

Luke:  "But, it's not like I'm going to just tell you."
Günter:  "............  Pardon?"
Luke:  "What do I get out of it?"

Günter:  *sigh*  "What do you want?"

Luke:  "You've got a pretty mouth.  I want to see it on my-"
Günter:  "NO."

Günter:  "Never mind.  I don't need to know that urgently."
Luke:  "I was just kidding."

Luke:  "What I really want... is to see your eyes."
Günter:  "Hm?"

Luke:  "I want to see you without your glasses."
Günter:  "You've seen me without my glasses before..."
Luke:  "No, I haven't.  But most of all, I want to see you take them off for me."
Günter:  "It's... really nothing special."
Luke:  "Oh, but it is."

Günter:  "It's no big deal."

Günter:  "Well?"
Luke:  "Lovely."
Günter:  "Nn....................   Thank you."

Günter:  "Now, about Meili..."
Luke:  "Yes, about that."

Luke:  "The first thing I can tell you is he's not a unicorn."
Günter:  "He's not?"
Luke:  "Duh.  Unicorns are horses."
Günter:  "..............  He has hooves."
Luke:  "He also has hands."
Günter:  ".................."

Günter:  "Than what is he?"
Luke:  "My guess is he's a demi-god."
Günter:  "A god!?"
Luke:  "Demi-god.  Probably the bastard child of a god and something else.  But he should still be able to speak."
Günter:  "He can't."
Luke:  "Then his voice was taken away by someone else."
Günter:  "Who could......?"
Luke:  "Most likely, nature's greatest enemy.  ......  Humans."

Günter:  "How......  .................................  Antonio."

Luke:  "Hmm~  Who knows.  It would have to be someone with vast resources and a touch of eccentricity."

Luke:  "But I wouldn't want to lead you to any conclusions without any proof."

Luke:  "It's not like I have anything against the guy, so-"

::HOOFSTOMP!!::

Luke:  "Son of a bitch! What was that for!?!"
Günter:  "Meili!"

Luke:  "Damned horse!!"

To be continued...