Involving Tachi and Cupcakes

In preparation of a Very Important Day, Tachi decided to try his hand at making cupcakes.

Tachi:  "そう・・・　Funfetti, huh?  Not German Chocolate?"

Me:  "That's all they had."

Tachi:  "本当？  What kind of place doesn't have German Chocolate?"

Me:  "..... Target."

Tachi:  "Ah.."

Tachi:  "Well then, lets get this show on the road.  First the...powdery stuff."

Me:  "Aren't you going to read the directions first?"  .^^;

Tachi:  "......  I am a man.  I don't need your directions.  I instinctively know how to do everything."

Me:  "Uh... sure.  Yet you don't even know what ingredients you need.."

Tachi:  "Of course I do.  I need...um... eggs.  Like... eight of them."

Me:  "You need three."

Tachi:  ".........."

Tachi:  "First, to read the directions."

Tachi:  "Oh yes, preheat oven to 350 degrees."

Tachi:  "Now the powder."

Tachi:  "Along with eggs and...some other stuff.  Then mix for two minutes."

Me:  "Do you want me to set the timer?"

Tachi:  "I know how long two minutes is."

Me:  "Oh, that's right.  You're a man."

Tachi:  "Exactly."

TEN MINUTES LATER

Tachi:  "I...think it's done now?"

Tachi:  >3  *licks*

Tachi:  "We can use these for the cupcakes."

Me:  "That's a coffee filter..."

Tachi:  "I know!  But think...of the awesome cupcakes it would make."  >3

Me:  "No!"

Me:  "We're using the regular ones, and that's that."

Tachi:  "Fine, fine.."

Me:  "I'll put those in the oven.  And don't forget to do the cake too."

Tachi:  "Yeah yeah... Bossy...."

Me:  "What was that?"

Tachi:  "Nothing!"

Me:  "Don't stick your fingers in it!"

Tachi:  "What?"  *licks*  "I didn't."

Tachi:  "This is the boring part.."

Tachi:  "I wonder what Syn is doing right now..."

Tachi:  "Nothing to doooooooo....."

Me:  "There's some dishes you could wash."

Tachi:  *snore*

Me:  "Oy!"

Tachi:  "Time to PWN."

Tachi:  "It's done!"

Tachi:  "All your cake are belong to me."

Tachi:  "Now, we frost."

Me:  "Not right now."

Tachi:  "Eh?"

Me:  "We have to wait for the cake to cool and it's already 2a.m. and I have a final to take tomorrow."  .^^;  "We'll do it tomorrow afternoon."

Tachi:  "......  Fine then.  Tomorrow."

THE NEXT DAY

Tachi:  "Let's do this."

Me:  "Have at it."

Tachi:  "......."

Me:  "Yes, they're 'stars and stripes'."

Tachi:  "All they had at Target?"

Me:  "Bingo~"

Tachi:  *sprinkles on*

Tachi:  "Then the most important part... the tasting."  X3

Me:  "NO.  Not until the party."

Tachi:  "But... I've already touched this one?"

Me:  "Then you can have that one... later."

Tachi:  "You are so not fun."

Done!

.^___^

And they were pretty yummy.  .^_~

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