Seduction, for Dummies
At least they're almost on the same page?
Tachi: "Hey... Gü...."
Günter: "Hm?"
Quincy: "Antonio."
Antonio: "Ahn?"
Tachi: "Can I ask you something?"
Quincy: "I had an.... inquiry."
Tachi: "............. How do you seduce someone!?"
Quincy: "I would like to know how to instigate an intimate relationship."
Günter: "What?"
Tachi: "I need to know how.... how to seduce someone."
Günter: "How should I know? You are asking the wrong person."
Tachi: "But... you've always got guys falling all over you, so you must know something."
Günter: "That is not something I chose."
Tachi: "Sorry..... But... I can't seem to get anywhere with Quincy."
Günter: "Have you talked to him about it?"
Tachi: "It's too embarrassing."
Günter: "Well, I don't know what to tell you."
Tachi: "What would you do if you wanted to sleep with someone?"
Günter: "Me....?"
Günter: "I wouldn't suddenly pounce on them, that's for sure."
Günter: *cough* "Maybe a subtle hint."
Tachi: "I've tried using the 'take a shower' hint, but he never wants to."
Günter: "Shower?"
Tachi: "Yeah... In Japan it's usual for people to shower before... that.... So that it's clean. So suggesting one's partner take a shower is... you know.... saying that you want to do them."
Günter: "Does Quincy know this?"
Tachi: "Quincy knows everything!"
Günter: "He doesn't know everything."
Tachi: "He's studied a lot of Japanese culture, so I assumed..."
Günter: "I'm fairly sure that isn't something they teach in schools. You should be more direct. Even if it's a little embarrassing, honesty is best."
Tachi: "So.......... suddenly pounce on him?"
Günter: "No!"
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Antonio: *laugh!* "You're kidding, right!? Don't tell me you and that Poor-Boy haven't done it yet!"
Quincy: "There have been complications.."
Antonio: "What, can't he get it up?"
Quincy: "Not like that."
Antonio: "It's easy, just walk up and say 'Hey, I want to fuck your brains out'."
Quincy: "I couldn't say that..."
Antonio: "Creative hand gestures?"
Quincy: "You are deceptively crude."
Antonio: "I do what gets the job done."
Quincy: "I'm not.... beautiful... like you are. Things that would be sexy if you say or do them won't work for me."
Antonio: "Hnnnnn~?"
Quincy: "........ Excuse me."
Quincy: "What are you doing?"
Antonio: "It's as I suspected."
Quincy: "What did you suspect?"
Antonio: "I have an idea."
Antonio: "You're not giving yourself enough credit. Your face is plenty cute, and you have a nice body. I'll tell you what you need to do, and if he's a man at all, he'll appreciate it. You two will be humping like bunnies in no time."
Quincy: "I think I should be worried..."
To be continued.....