Seduction, for Dummies

 

At least they're almost on the same page?

 

 

Tachi:  "Hey... Gü...."

Günter:  "Hm?"

 

Quincy:  "Antonio."

Antonio:  "Ahn?"

 

Tachi:  "Can I ask you something?"

 

Quincy:  "I had an.... inquiry."

 

Tachi:  ".............  How do you seduce someone!?"

 

Quincy:  "I would like to know how to instigate an intimate relationship."

 

 

 

Günter:  "What?"

Tachi:  "I need to know how.... how to seduce someone."

Günter:  "How should I know?  You are asking the wrong person."

Tachi:  "But... you've always got guys falling all over you, so you must know something."

 

Günter:  "That is not something I chose."

Tachi:  "Sorry.....  But... I can't seem to get anywhere with Quincy."

 

Günter:  "Have you talked to him about it?"

Tachi:  "It's too embarrassing."

Günter:  "Well, I don't know what to tell you."

Tachi:  "What would you do if you wanted to sleep with someone?"

 

Günter:  "Me....?"

 

 

Günter:  "I wouldn't suddenly pounce on them, that's for sure."

 

Günter:  *cough*  "Maybe a subtle hint."

Tachi:  "I've tried using the 'take a shower' hint, but he never wants to."

Günter:  "Shower?"

 

Tachi:  "Yeah...  In Japan it's usual for people to shower before... that....  So that it's clean.  So suggesting one's partner take a shower is... you know.... saying that you want to do them."

Günter:  "Does Quincy know this?"

Tachi:  "Quincy knows everything!"

 

Günter:  "He doesn't know everything."

Tachi:  "He's studied a lot of Japanese culture, so I assumed..."

Günter:  "I'm fairly sure that isn't something they teach in schools.  You should be more direct.  Even if it's a little embarrassing, honesty is best."

Tachi:  "So.......... suddenly pounce on him?"

Günter:  "No!"

 

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Antonio:  *laugh!*  "You're kidding, right!?  Don't tell me you and that Poor-Boy haven't done it yet!"

Quincy:  "There have been complications.."

Antonio:  "What, can't he get it up?"

Quincy:  "Not like that."

 

Antonio:  "It's easy, just walk up and say 'Hey, I want to fuck your brains out'."

Quincy:  "I couldn't say that..."

Antonio:  "Creative hand gestures?"

Quincy:  "You are deceptively crude."

Antonio:  "I do what gets the job done."

 

Quincy:  "I'm not.... beautiful... like you are.  Things that would be sexy if you say or do them won't work for me."

 

Antonio:  "Hnnnnn~?"

 

Quincy:  "........  Excuse me."

 

Quincy:  "What are you doing?"

Antonio:  "It's as I suspected."

Quincy:  "What did you suspect?"

 

 

Antonio:  "I have an idea."

 

Antonio:  "You're not giving yourself enough credit.  Your face is plenty cute, and you have a nice body.  I'll tell you what you need to do, and if he's a man at all, he'll appreciate it.  You two will be humping like bunnies in no time."

Quincy:  "I think I should be worried..."

 

 

 

To be continued.....