rampage

Because he's sure he deserves perfection.

Antonio:  "No no no no NO!"

Antonio:  "This is all wrong!  Why is it so big on me!?  They had my measurements!"
Quincy:  "It's not custom."
Antonio:  "Well why not!?"
Quincy:  "Normally it should fit, but you're too small..."
Antonio:  "Are you calling me short!?"

Antonio:  "I don't believe this!  My wedding is on the verge of ruin and my Man of Honor is calling me short!"
Quincy:  "I didn't mean it like tha-"

Quincy:  "-t...."
Antonio:  "Fix this."
Quincy:  ".........."  *sig-*
Antonio:  "Aaaaaah!!"

Antonio:  "Are these the flowers!?  I wanted black orchids!  Not-!  Not-!  I don't even know what these are!  Are these plastic!?"
Quincy:  "They're polyester.  They were cheaper, while still following the general color theme."
Antonio:  "They're not black orchids!"

Quincy:  ::deep breath::

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Tachi:  "You're sure this is what you want?"
Günter:  "Yes, I'm sure."

Günter:  "I honestly never pictured myself getting married, but...  Despite who he is and what he does, I can't live without him.  I tried, but I can't.  And... I'm happy with him."

Tachi:  "Well, like I said, if you're happy, I'm happy."
Günter:  "Even though you and Antonio hate each other?"
Tachi:  "We don't hate each other.  We just... have different opinions on what it means to be a decent person."
Günter:  "He's not that bad... once you get to know him."

Tachi:  "じゃじゃ～ん～  You look dashing."
Günter:  "Ah...  It'll do."
Tachi:  "You are handsome, you know."
Günter:  "I-"

*CRASH!*

Antonio:  "FIX THIS!"

Günter:  "Rampage."
Tachi:  "Poor Quincy..."

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Antonio:  "Could someone tell me why the scrawny guy is in the loose-fitting suit, and the larger guy is in the tighter suit?"
Tachi:  "Umm...  Because you told us to?"
Quincy:  "You wanted lighter colors on your side, darker colors on Günter's."

Antonio:  "Do you realize how ridiculous you look!?  Change!  Change now!"

Antonio:  "It's like they're trying to ruin it!"
Tachi:  "Do you want to kill him, or should I?"
Quincy:  "Murder would definitely ruin the wedding."
Tachi:  "That's true."
Quincy:  "Though I do believe I've earned the first punch."
Tachi:  "You are hot when you're having violent thoughts."

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Antonio:  "Nothing is turning out how I wanted."
Günter:  "Everything is fine; you're just overreacting."
Antonio:  "I don't overreact!"
Günter:  "..............."
Antonio:  "Ok, fine.  Maybe I am a little.  But you deserve perfection."

Günter:  "It's you, so it will be perfect."
Antonio:  "How sweet."
Günter:  "As long as you don't drive anyone to kill you."
Antonio:  "I knew you were going to say that."

Antonio:  "Let's go to bed.  Tomorrow will be a long day of screaming at people on the phone to make sure I get my flood lights on time."
Günter:  "Flood lights?"
Antonio:  "If I have to have a nighttime wedding, I want it to be bright as day."
Günter:  "Rook appreciates it."
Antonio:  "I needed a flower girl."

To be continued...