pensive irritability

Thunderstorms were brewing tonight....

Me:  "ただいま~"

Brishen:  *snort*

Me:  "Don't be a grump; I'm tired."

Brishen:  "I am an Englishman; you will speak English to me."

Me:  "But we're in Japan now, ね?"

Brishen:  "Hmph..  ..........................................  I'm.... bored."

Me:  "Bored?"

Brishen:  "I can't work or watch TV or read the newspaper.  I can't even.... take a shower."

Me:  "I am so glad you're a doll......."

Brishen:  -_-

Me:  "I mean....  Oh!  Because of the faucet?  Ya, you have to turn the... thing.  So that it points to シャワー ..."

Brishen:  ".................."

Me:  "..............  Or you could clean this place up a bit.  Maybe make me some dinner."

Brishen:  -_-

Me:  "....  You're right, I wouldn't want British cooking anyway."

Brishen:  "I am not your wife."

Me:  "I was kidding."

Brishen:  "It's rained almost every day."

Me:  "B......"

Brishen:  "I wonder how the others are doing...."

Me:  "I'm sure they're all sleeping soundly."

Me:  "Sit here.  I'll make dinner and tea, and we'll order some books.  I've wanted something to read myself, anyway."

Brishen:  "Aa.."

Me:  "And... hmm..."

Brishen:  ?

Me:  "There's something else I might be able to do for you, but I'll have to set it up."

Brishen:  ???

Me:  "Don't worry your pretty little head over it."  ^_^

To be continued~