Making the Man
Yeah, he's pretty. But is it worth putting up with him?
Me: "Here."
Luke: "What's this?"
Me: "For you."
Luke: "Clothes? What am I going to do with
clothes?"
Me: "You wear them."
Luke: "I don't even like clothes."
Me: "You asked for new clothes."
Luke: "No, I didn't."
Me: "Yes, you did!"
Luke: "When?"
Me: "Last year!"
Luke: "It took you a year to get them for me?"
Me: "You don't even remember asking! Quit acting so indignant!
Me: "Just put it on."
Luke: "But it'll cover my body."
Me: "That's the point."
Luke: "I refuse."
Me: "Fine, I'll sell it."
Luke: "No, wait!"
Luke: "I just want to see what it looks like."
Me: "You're giving me a headache."
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Luke: "Not bad, I suppose."
Me: "You look like a boy!"
Luke: "I am a bo- man."
Me: =P "You look good."
Luke: *snort* "Of course I do."
Antonio: "............"
Luke: "What do you want?"
Me: ".......... No."
Antonio: "Excuse me?"
Me: "You have been here a month and already have a new outfit."
Antonio: "And?"
Me: "And your old clothes should arrive any day now, too."
Antonio: "I'm failing to see your point here."
Me: "The point is you're not getting more new clothes!"
Antonio: "We'll see about that."
Luke: "Sell him."
Me: "Damn it, Antonio! Put my credit card down!"
Would anyone like to have two slightly used, very annoying boy dolls? >_>
Thanks for looking, at least~