Bedtime Stories, Part One: Fairy Tail

Late one night...

Cillian:  "Buh.....?"

Cillian:  "CE-VNN?  Where's he goin'?"

Cillian:  ??

Cillian:  !!

Cillian:  "Sweet Jaysus....."

Cillian:  "What in the world....?"

The next day....

*munch munch munch*

Cillian:  "Ardan...."

Ardan:  "Cillian!"

Ardan:  "Good morning!"

Cillian:  "No, Ardan....  I... need ta ask ya somethin'...."

Cillian:  "I.....  I saw ya last night...."

Ardan:  ?

Cillian:  "Wit' CE-V....."

Ardan:  "................................"

Ardan:  ;___;  "I'm sorry!"

Cillian:  "So it's true?  I's kinda hopin' I was dreamin'..."

Ardan:  "He started it!"

Cillian:  "Now ya bein' immature."

Cillian:  *sigh*  "Just... tell me how it started."

"I was doing my workout one day, and he just.... showed up."

"Next thing I knew...."

".... he was on top of me."

"I did try to stop him..."

"But he's surprisingly persuasive."

"And before I knew it..........."

Ardan:  "This had been going on."

Cillian:  "For how long?"

Ardan:  "A few months now, I guess."

Ardan:  "I thought since he initiated it and nobody was being hurt, it was...."

Ardan:  "Well, I don't want to say 'ok', but..."

Cillian:  "Well....  It's true nobody's bein' hurt, an' I'm sure CE-V is enjoyin' it...."

Cillian:  "It's just weird-"

Ardan:  "Cillian!"

Cillian:  "Ardan.."

Ardan:  "Please don't tell Fulton!"

Cillian:  "Eh?"

Cillian:  "Why Fulton?"

Ardan:  "He can't know!  I'd be devastated!  Promise you won't say anything!"

Cillian:  "Ok, ok.  I won't say anythin' ta anyone."

Ardan:  "Cillian~!"

Cillian:  "I promise!"

Cillian:  "........  This is so weird..."

To be continued....