disjointed
@
Title of this episode comes from the fact that
these snippets were originally separate stories, but I decided they
were all too short to stand alone, so linked them into one. Go me.

Luke: "So.. I want to go on a
trip."
Me: "......
Ok....."
Luke: "It'll be a long one, but I think I can make it."
Me: "I'm not taking you anywhere."

Luke: "Not with you.
I meant, where's the radio?"
Me: "I don't have one."
Luke: "...... How can you not have a radio?"
Me: "I listen to all my music on the computer... like most people
these days."
Luke: "Well then how am I supposed to get around?"
Me: "....... Can you go through the internet? It's
kinda like radio..."

Luke: "No, that realm belongs to... someone else."
Me: "....... Oh my gods! Is there an internets
fairy!? That's so cool!"

Luke: "Yeah, cool."
*scoff* "Rook!"

Rook: "Y-yes?"

Luke: "I'm bored. Entertain me."
Rook: "O-ok.... How..?"
Luke: ::grin::
.
.
.
.

Rook: "You hate Luke, don't you?"
Brishen: "Hate is a strong word......"

Rook: "I don't hate anyone. .... I don't think."
Brishen: "Well that's... good."
Rook: "But! But... I feel like... there's someone I
do... or should hate."
Brishen: ".........."

Brishen: "...................................."

Rook: ::kiss!::
Brishen: !!

Brishen: "What are you doing!?"
Rook: "Luke said I should try it.."
Brishen: "Don't ever listen to him."
Rook: "I want you to be friends."
Brishen: "I refuse to be friends with a bloody rapist fairy."

Rook: ::pout::
Brishen: "No."

Luke: "Aaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha~!!"

Brishen: "Why do you torment me?"
Luke: ::smile:: "Because I want you."
Brishen: "I demand you stop."

Brishen: *mutter mutter mutter*
Luke: "Just give me what I want!"

Luke: *chuckle* "Too fun~"

Rook: "Is.... ok?"
Luke: "Yes, my dear. I am thoroughly entertained."
Rook: "But... I think he's mad... You shouldn't bother
him... I think...."

Luke: "Hmmmmm~?"

Luke: "Ah, if only I weren't so ugly!"
Rook: =O "Nooo!"

Rook: "Not ugly! You could never be! You're... you're
the prettiest... anything... ever...."
Luke: "You think so?"
Rook: "Yes....... And... I want you all to
myself..............."
Luke: "Oh, my little cutie~"

Luke: "You know there are things I like
that you just can't do because you're so small."
Rook: "I know...."
Luke: "But there are other things you do very well."
Rook: ::blush::
Luke: "That's why we need lots of friends, so everyone can share
their skills."
Rook: "Mm......."

Luke: "So you really think I'm pretty?"
Rook: "Yes! The prettiest!"
Luke: "Tell me what you like about me."
to be continued.....