*tika tika tika*
Me: "Rook.... What are you doing?"
Rook: "I'm tweetering!"
Me: ".............. Wow. Even I don't have a Twitter account."
Rook: "You should; it's fun. I even have four followers."
Me: "Geh-!"
Me: "You really, really need pants!"
Rook: "Huh?"
Me: "Pants! Pants! Cover... that!"
Rook: "But... Luke says pants are no good..."
Me: ".... You probably don't want to hear this, but sometimes what Luke says isn't for the best. .... In fact, most of the time what Luke says isn't for the best."
Rook: "But............."
Some Time Later
Me: "There. How is it?"
Rook: "It's... very comfortable. Thank you."
Me: "You look very adorable. You even have socks!"
Rook: "Yes."
Me: "Now, while we of course share clothes around here, I want you to know that this outfit is yours."
Rook: "Mine?"
Me: "Yep. If anyone else ever wants to wear it, they have to ask your permission."
Rook: "Mine... So I own something now..."
Me: "Yep."
Rook: "Thank you!"
Luke: "What's going on here?"
Rook: "Look, I got new clothes! And it's all mine!"
Luke: "..... You have pants.."
Rook: "Ye-Yes....."
Me: "Don't look at me like that."
Luke: "You got him clothes?"
Me: "He can't run around pantsless all the time."
Luke: "You. Got. Him. Clothes?"
Me: "You're not-"
Luke: "You got him clothes, but not me?"
Me: "...... That's what you're mad about?"
Luke: "Hmph!"
Me: "I thought you hated clothes."
Luke: "I do, but... I want to look cute too."
Me: ^^; "You..."
Me: "Alright, next clothes batch will be for you."
Luke: "Make it something sexy."
Me: "Of course." ^^;;
Rook: "You think I'm cute?"
Luke: "Of course."
Luke: "The cutest."
Luke: "Now let's get those pants off of you.."