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Breaking News

Also known as: Pesky Paparazzi....

Tachi: "Hey.. Have you been watching the entertainment news?"

Günter: "Have I ever watched the entertainment news?"

Tachi: "Well... I think you need to watch it right now.."

Günter: ".... Hm?"

News person: "-and not only is the guitarist's lover his attorney, it's also a man."

Günter: "...... What?"

News person: "The rumor has been confirmed by Syn himself."

Günter: "What?"

News person: "Since the story broke this morning, we've had several fans call in to say the guitarist's bi-sexuality was never a secret, but his monogamy in this case is a shock."

Günter: "..... I'm going to kill him."

Moments later - at the front door

Reporter: "Mr. Varick!"

Günter: "Mien Gott......"

Reporter: "Mr. Varick, are the rumors true that you're having a sexual relationship with Syn of D.O.L.?"

Günter: "No!"

Reporter: "So he was lying when he said you were together?"

Günter: "No.... But we...."

Reporter: "Which is it, Mr. Varick?"

Günter: "It's nobody's business! Now please move."

Reporter: "How did you meet!?"

Reporter: "How long have you been a couple!?"

Reporter: "Will you be adopting children!?"

Reporter: "Is Syn romantic!?"

Reporter: "The fans want to know!"

Günter: "I hate my life."

Sometime later - Syn's place

Günter: "I felt embarrassed and violated."

Syn: "I'm sorry..."

Günter: "I don't believe you. How could you tell the whole world our personal business?"

Syn: "Gü.... they had pictures. They came here with pictures of us together, and I couldn't just lie to them. It was either be honest, or make you out to be just another fan bimbo."

Günter: *sigh* "I don't like it."

Syn: "Well I hate to say it, but if we're going to be together, you're going to have to get used to it. I'm a celebrity."

Syn: "Güuu!"

Günter: ::sits:: "...... Sometimes... you really make me angry."

Syn: "But you love me anyway?"

Günter: "............... Yeah."

Syn: =3 ::chews on::

To be continued....