Saved the Best for Last
WARNING: there's a bunch of cheezy-lame and not-worksafe stuff up ahead... .^^;
It all started during another weekend movie-night....
Tachi: "OMG, scary!"
Havoc: "Go get 'em!" XD
Syn: "Hm..."
Syn: "Hmmmmmm....." >3
Syn: "Güuu~"
Günter: "What?"
Syn: "You know, we could totally slip off into the other room, and nobody would even notice."
Syn: "What'dya say~?"
Günter: "Get your hands off of me, you leech!"
These guys: "???"
Syn: "Wait a minute..... You're a virgin, aren't you?"
Günter: "O-of course I am!"
Syn: "We could fix that." ::grin::
Günter: "Ach. I am leaving."
Syn: "Wait! Damnit!"
Syn: "What'd I say?"
Syn: "...... Well!?"
Tachi: "Uh... I'm not."
Malice: "I really don't think it's any of your business."
Havoc: "I like ice cream!"
Ardan: "Oh, the stories I could tell..."
Syn, Tachi, Malice, Havoc: "..........."
Ardan: "What?"
SOME DAYS LATER
Syn: ::flops:: *SIGH*
Cillian: "I's polishin' them, ya know."
Syn: "Don't mind if I do."
Syn: "Aah, that's good stuff."
Cillian: "If ya weren't family, I'd be chargin' ya for that."
Syn: "Heh."
Syn: *sigh* "I'm frustrated."
Cillian: "'Bout your lit'le German lad?"
Syn: "Ya know.... I haven't gotten laid since I met him."
Cillian: "I din't need ta know that."
Syn: "Well, there was that one chick.. but she wasn't very good. Just kinda laid there like a dead fish."
Cillian: "......."
Syn: "And then there was that actual dead fish.."
Cillian: ::facepalm::
Syn: "I'm kidding."
Syn: "Usually, I have no problems getting anyone I want. They fall all over me. Funny, the one I want the most..."
Ardan: "That's because you're going about it all wrong."
Syn: "Hey!"
Ardan: "That guy is stubborn; you're not going to be able to just jump into his pants. He won't accept someone who's insecure with their relationship."
Syn: "I'm secure!"
Ardan: "Are you sure about that? He won't let you get near him if you're not even sure of your own feelings."
Syn: "I know my feelings!"
Syn: "I-! I.... l-love him......................."
Ardan: "Have you told him?"
Syn: "I'm sure I've mentioned it a few times.... or once, or..... .....no."
Ardan: ::smirk::
Ardan: "Ok, now pay attention."
Cillian: "Hey-!"
Ardan: "You need to be suave and confident."
Syn: "Uh-huh..."
Ardan: "Hold him to you. Express that you'll never let go."
Cillian: ::flail!::
Ardan: "Tell him 'I love you'. Be gentle."
Cillian: "I hate ya."
Ardan: "But remember! He's a virgin, so you can't push too hard. You don't want to scare him."
Syn: "Uh-huh, uh-huh." ::nod nod nod::
Ardan: "If he feels safe, and like you're not just trying to conquer him, he should be willing to give in." ::grin:: "That is the art of woo-ing."
Cillian: "....... Ya gack."
SOME WEEKS LATER
Günter: "Hmm..." ::taps finger::
Günter: "........"
Syn: ♪♪
Günter: "........ What is wrong with you?"
Syn: "What'd I do?"
Günter: "You haven't accosted me in weeks. It's unnerving."
Syn: "I thought you didn't want me to."
Günter: "I don't. But you usually do, so the lack of it throws me off."
Syn: "If you don't want me to then I won't. Because.... I love you."
Günter: "...... Is that true?"
Syn: "Yeah."
Günter: "................. Hn.."
Günter: ::kneels:: "When did you get sweet?"
Syn: "I've always been sweet!"
Syn: "You're unusually affectionate."
Günter: "I'm attracted to considerate people."
Syn: "I do love you~ ♪"
Syn: !
Syn: "Gü... You're...."
Günter: "I... have some discomfort."
Syn: "Heh... That's how you put it?"
Günter: "Shut up.."
Syn: ::chuckle:: "Come here..."
Syn: "You're cute when you're... having discomfort."
Günter: "Dummkopf."
Syn: "I love it when you talk dirty to me." ::chuckle:: "Now... turn around.."
Syn: "If you want me to stop, I will."
Günter: "No... it's ok."
Günter: "Please.. Ah......"
"Ah......."
"Nn......"
"Ha......"
"Mm......"
Günter: "Nn... Syn... I can't..... I can't...."
Syn: ::grin:: "Can't what?"
Günter: "Syn... I..."
???: "Whoops~ Looks like I interrupted something important." ::smirk::
Günter & Syn: !!!
???: "But I suppose it's alright, since it gives you the chance to meet me. Ah~n?"
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Syn: "DAMN IT!!"
Season Two - END