Saved the Best for Last

 

WARNING:  there's a bunch of cheezy-lame and not-worksafe stuff up ahead...  .^^;

It all started during another weekend movie-night....

 

 

Tachi:  "OMG, scary!"

Havoc:  "Go get 'em!" XD

 

Syn:  "Hm..."

 

Syn:  "Hmmmmmm....."  >3

 

Syn:  "Güuu~"

Günter:  "What?"

Syn:  "You know, we could totally slip off into the other room, and nobody would even notice."

 

Syn:  "What'dya say~?"

 

Günter:  "Get your hands off of me, you leech!"

 

These guys:  "???"

 

Syn:  "Wait a minute.....  You're a virgin, aren't you?"

 

Günter:  "O-of course I am!"

Syn:  "We could fix that."  ::grin::

 

Günter:  "Ach.  I am leaving."

Syn:  "Wait!  Damnit!"

 

Syn:  "What'd I say?"

 

Syn:  "......  Well!?"

 

Tachi:  "Uh... I'm not."

 

Malice:  "I really don't think it's any of your business."

 

Havoc:  "I like ice cream!"

 

Ardan:  "Oh, the stories I could tell..."

 

Syn, Tachi, Malice, Havoc:  "..........."

Ardan:  "What?"

 

SOME DAYS LATER

 

 

Syn:  ::flops::  *SIGH*

Cillian:  "I's polishin' them, ya know."

Syn:  "Don't mind if I do."

 

 

Syn:  "Aah, that's good stuff."

Cillian:  "If ya weren't family, I'd be chargin' ya for that."

Syn:  "Heh."

 

Syn:  *sigh*  "I'm frustrated."

 

Cillian:  "'Bout your lit'le German lad?"

Syn:  "Ya know.... I haven't gotten laid since I met him."

Cillian:  "I din't need ta know that."

Syn:  "Well, there was that one chick.. but she wasn't very good.  Just kinda laid there like a dead fish."

Cillian:  "......."

Syn:  "And then there was that actual dead fish.."

 

Cillian:  ::facepalm::

Syn:  "I'm kidding."

 

Syn:  "Usually, I have no problems getting anyone I want.  They fall all over me.  Funny, the one I want the most..."

 

Ardan:  "That's because you're going about it all wrong."

Syn:  "Hey!"

 

 

Ardan:  "That guy is stubborn; you're not going to be able to just jump into his pants.  He won't accept someone who's insecure with their relationship."

Syn:  "I'm secure!"

Ardan:  "Are you sure about that?  He won't let you get near him if you're not even sure of your own feelings."

Syn:  "I know my feelings!"

 

Syn:  "I-!  I.... l-love him......................."

Ardan:  "Have you told him?"

Syn:  "I'm sure I've mentioned it a few times.... or once, or..... .....no."

 

Ardan:  ::smirk::

 

Ardan:  "Ok, now pay attention."

Cillian:  "Hey-!"

Ardan:  "You need to be suave and confident."

Syn:  "Uh-huh..."

 

Ardan:  "Hold him to you.  Express that you'll never let go."

Cillian:  ::flail!::

 

Ardan:  "Tell him 'I love you'.  Be gentle."

Cillian:  "I hate ya."

 

Ardan:  "But remember!  He's a virgin, so you can't push too hard.  You don't want to scare him."

Syn:  "Uh-huh, uh-huh."  ::nod nod nod::

Ardan:  "If he feels safe, and like you're not just trying to conquer him, he should be willing to give in."  ::grin::  "That is the art of woo-ing."

Cillian:  ".......  Ya gack."

 

SOME WEEKS LATER

 

Günter:  "Hmm..."  ::taps finger::

 

Günter:  "........"

Syn:  ♪♪

Günter:  "........  What is wrong with you?"

 

Syn:  "What'd I do?"

Günter:  "You haven't accosted me in weeks.  It's unnerving."

Syn:  "I thought you didn't want me to."

Günter:  "I don't.  But you usually do, so the lack of it throws me off."

 

Syn:  "If you don't want me to then I won't.  Because.... I love you."

 

Günter:  "...... Is that true?"

Syn:  "Yeah."

Günter:  ".................  Hn.."

 

Günter:  ::kneels::  "When did you get sweet?"

Syn:  "I've always been sweet!"

 

Syn:  "You're unusually affectionate."

Günter:  "I'm attracted to considerate people."

 

Syn:  "I do love you~ ♪"

 

Syn:  !

 

Syn:  "Gü...  You're...."

Günter:  "I... have some discomfort."

Syn:  "Heh... That's how you put it?"

Günter:  "Shut up.."

Syn:  ::chuckle::  "Come here..."

 

 

Syn:  "You're cute when you're... having discomfort."

Günter:  "Dummkopf."

Syn:  "I love it when you talk dirty to me."  ::chuckle::  "Now... turn around.."

 

Syn:  "If you want me to stop, I will."

Günter:  "No... it's ok."

 

Günter:  "Please..  Ah......"

 

"Ah......."

"Nn......"

"Ha......"

"Mm......"

 

Günter:  "Nn...  Syn...  I can't.....  I can't...."

Syn:  ::grin::  "Can't what?"

Günter:  "Syn...  I..."

 

???:  "Whoops~  Looks like I interrupted something important."  ::smirk::

 

Günter & Syn:  !!!

???:  "But I suppose it's alright, since it gives you the chance to meet meAh~n?"

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Syn:  "DAMN IT!!"

 

 

 

Season Two - END